TEAMS

Howdy,

Whilst waddling to work today I had to weave through lots of sexy young people in wellies, who were coming back from V Festival. If you've never been to V Festival, you'll be grumpy. If you went and are reading this whilst recovering, then well done you. If you're reading this en route back from V then very well done you. If you're reading this whilst still at V then stop it you fool! Go have a cider and shout 'bollocks' at Kasabian or something.

Teams Tonight



Darks

Chilli
Gink
Simon D
Jason d
Josh
Jimmy B
Dave Jones
David D

Whites

Perilly
Ian
Dan reese
Gotts
Baum
Warren X 2
Cooper
TBC

Vids

Morning
MNF is back. Well done MNF. Andy Murray beat Roger Federer. Well done Andy Murray. Kelly Brook is naked in Playboy. Well done Kelly Brook. Kim Kardashian’s sisters are on Segways. Well done Kim Kardashian’s sisters. Dave Lee loves a bit of Gary action. Except He's not featured in any of this weeks highlights, Watch below there's some good stuff: Well done Dave Lee. The Bird I chatted to last night looks so nice. Well done Max. Bye then.....Who Fancy's the Soccerette??

MNF 23rd

Greetings,

That’s right, people: a brand new Blog. Why the blog? The new comp is kind of cool. I’d rather put more stuff on here, so i'm ‘streamlining’. It’s a bit like the first time David Beckham shaved all his hair off: there’s still a quality product underneath, but now I don’t need to use lots of Brylcreem to get the job done. Or something. And if you think that’s a rubbish analogy, you’re spot on. I’ve been messing around with the rules until the early hours all week long, and it's starting to show.

It’s November 20 and there’s gonna be an enormous queue outside Borehamwood FC on Monday. I might get speakers blaring out Christmas tunes. (Richard Ashley will be DJing) It’s your worst nightmare. Keep well clear. Instead, send me your best quote after getting a new job on here and win a place in Monday's game. so far the best is 'More Than I've Ever Had Before (I'm Very Happy!)' Clever. also PLEASE make sure you sign up to the Blog so we can run our new MOTM comp we cannot start until everybody is registered...your choice, it's free, too. Bargain. Soccerette Anyone?

Gaffer